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Ohio? Again?
By Max Udargo | March 4, 2008
Can we just fucking… I don’t know… fire Ohio? Times are tough, right? America needs to cut the fat and tighten its belt. Do we really need 50 states? Maybe it’s time to downsize. Maybe it’s time for Ohio to seek out new opportunities. They just don’t seem happy here. Maybe they’d be happier being a part of Nicaragua or Croatia or something.
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Actually, I suggest firing Nebraska — but remember: You can’t fire both Nebraska and Ohio, or you’ll have this right-wing Wal-Mart Bible store Republic in the center of the country.
Haven’t you moved to Europe yet? Perhaps I haven’t forked over enough of my taxes to pay for a free trip for someone like yourself. Your lack of humor will fit in well over there.